We are eating lunch. Henry picks at the PB&J he requested. I am devouring a freshly-made garlic and herb turkey wrap that I impulsively procured from a gas station deli. It tastes like manna from heaven. I am too busy stuffing my mouth to make conversation.
I freeze, mid-chew. Oh no. Here it comes. Had I insisted that he try some, he would have refused. But when I’d rather not share, he decides he wants some.
“Can I have yourth?”
I hand him half my sandwich in silence, selfishly hoping he won’t like it and will hand it back. This is a good bet since it is stuffed with banana peppers, red onions, chopped lettuce and tomatoes.
He takes a bite, then nods his head vigorously. “It’th good.”
“Really? You like it?”
“Yup. Did you know dere’th bacon in dere?”
Why, yes. Yes, I did. Damn that delectable smoked swine.
I relinquish my meal with only the slightest hint of a grimace. “Good for you for trying something new.”
On the bright side: Less sandwich now means more Girl Scout cookies later…