Email me at OINKteller@gmail.com. Do it. Really. Go on – I dare you. Tell me you love me. Or tell me I suck. Either way, I’ll be satisfied because the sheer existence of your email will mean that one of my oinks has galvanized you to reach out to me. The added incentive is that there’s a good chance I’ll respond to you (once I’ve gotten over the shock of seeing a message in my inbox).

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