Henry: “Whaths in dere?”
Mary: “Nothing. It’s steak.”
Henry: “Ith it…BLOOD!?”
Mary: “Yup.”
Henry: “Yuck!”
Brendan (sardonically): “Henry is just realizing that Mommy is a carnivore.”
Nora (conversationally): “You know turkey?”
Henry (warily): “Yeah?”
Nora: “Well, when you eat turkey, that’s when you’re eating turkey. An’ you know? It’s pretty good.”
Henry: “I want thome thalad.”
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