Henry: “Whaths in dere?”steak

Mary: “Nothing. It’s steak.”

Henry: “Ith it…BLOOD!?”

Mary: “Yup.”

Henry: “Yuck!”

Brendan (sardonically): “Henry is just realizing that Mommy is a carnivore.”

Nora (conversationally): “You know turkey?”

Henry (warily): “Yeah?”

Nora: “Well, when you eat turkey, that’s when you’re eating turkey. An’ you know? It’s pretty good.”

Henry: “I want thome thalad.”

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