We’re less than a week away from THE award show of the season, the 83rd Academy Awards. As a movie buff, I make an effort to watch every year. I get a kick out of the unscripted moments (Adrien Brody smooching on Halle Berry after winning best actor for The Pianist) and the acceptance speeches that come from the heart (last year, Kathryn Bigelow was poised and inspiring accepting her best director win). And of course, I enjoy watching all the beautiful people and criticizing their attire.
In the spirit of the award season, I’m honored and pleased to announce that OINKtales was named by Alison over at The Other Winnie Cooper as being an Awesome Blog and Darla of She’s a Maineiac as being a Stylish Blogger. Thank you both! OINKtales is grateful to accept your awards and wants to reward your kindness by reciprocating. You are both awesome and stylish bloggers too!
And while I am truly flattered to receive these awards, my cynical side is clamoring for satisfaction. I have to make the following observation: Blog awards are the new chain letters. Do you remember being a kid and getting that hand-written note from your cousin that promised if you mailed a sheet of stickers to some unknown person on a list and then copied the note exactly and forwarded it to twelve of your friends and family, you’d end up getting reams of stickers? Did you ever get any? Do you want to guess whether I did?
In college, I did do a lingerie chain (new, not used!) and it was moderately successful (I got a whopping three pairs of undies this way) and within the last couple of years, I bought into the Facebook chain where you announce random facts about yourself (being petrified by the idea that vampires might actually exist is my #25). But overall, I have broken more chains than I have extended them, for which I understand that I have been penalized a lifetime of bad luck.
Be that as it may, I’ve decided not to break this chain. Mostly because I respect both Alison and Darla immensely and who am I kidding? No matter how you look at it, these awards are compliments. (Would you be surprised if I told you that I have a hard time accepting compliments?)
So here we go: The requirements for accepting these awards are to link back to the awarders, list seven things about yourself, and then pass the award on to other worthy bloggers. I’m supposed to list fifteen but I don’t follow directions well.
Seven Things You Don’t Know About Me:
I don’t like to talk about myself. So ironic, since I can blog about intimate things in my life (tampons of preference, hello?) but when I am in a group – and sometimes even one-on-one – I tend to downplay my accomplishments and make light of things that are important to me. Any couch psychologists out there?
I think kids are disgusting. But they’re like pets. When they’re yours, you love them even when they’re disgusting.
Every day, I consider going back to my old job. Or trying to. It’s not like they’re saving one for me (wouldn’t that be nice?).
Every day, I daydream about winning the lottery. Although I’d take less than a million, it’d be hard to accomplish the basics with less than that. Lest you think I am greedy, consider that I have three children to put through college and probably, grad school.
I am an escapist reader and my favorite genre is young adult fiction a la The Hunger Games, The Golden Compass, and anything with Potter in the title.
I have two belly buttons. At least, it looks like I do. This is what comes of keeping one’s belly button ring in when one was hugely pregnant. Not. Pretty.
And though this last bit I suspect you already know, I’m including it anyway, if only to end this list: My family means everything to me.
Now, to my list of awesome/stylish blogs. I personally know some of these people, some I met (or am just stalking) in the blogosphere. I recommend you check them all out:
Other Awesome/Stylish Blogs:
OINKdaddy. My better, happier half’s observations on our life.
Push the Envelope. Watch it Bend. A brand-new running/fitness blog authored by my uber-fit brother-in-law (an OINK to follow on this one).
She Rides, I Pay. For funny, horsey folks.
My Topography. Beautiful. Lyrical. Words and pictures.
Saying YES 2 boys and Life. Humorous, homesteading, homeschooling mom.
The Ramblings. Prolific blogger whose hilarious descriptions strike a chord with many.
Scary Mommy. Blogging maven who has never heard of me but who is laugh out loud funny and who has her own scary mommy society (it has an eight-week waiting list!).
Theta Mom. Another blogger who has never heard of me but who, like Scary Mommy, started her own blogging community and is highly supportive of other bloggers.
And of course, the aforementioned She’s a Maineiac, a new blogging friend who writes about the loopy world of a desperate Maine housewife, and The Other Winnie Cooper, one of my BFF’s who considered participating in the underwear chain and who is now the larger-than-life voice of a 12 pound shih-tzu.
Happy linking everyone! Now, to find my Roberto Cavalli knock-off for the red carpet…
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February 21, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Alison
You’re hilarious. And I NEVER considered participating in the undie chain letter! i believe my exact words were: “Ewww!”
Although I have been hoodwinked into a few chain letters promising recipes!
xoxo
A
February 21, 2011 at 6:59 pm
Mary the OINKteller
Love you, too, Al.
February 21, 2011 at 12:38 pm
melissasmeanderings
Congrats…you deserve it…your blogs always bring a smile to my face!
February 21, 2011 at 7:00 pm
Mary the OINKteller
Thanks Melissa! So glad to have you as a subscriber and a reader!
February 21, 2011 at 2:57 pm
She's a Maineiac
Bua ha ha! You nailed the “chain letter” comment! When I received my “award” from a fellow blogger I was initially thrilled and happy to be recognized (who doesn’t like others to appreciate their work?) then I was a bit worried about what would happen if I didn’t reciprocate. But it’s such a cool way to introduce people to different blogs out there, I couldn’t resist. Besides, you DO have a pretty damn cool blog going… 🙂
February 21, 2011 at 7:06 pm
Mary the OINKteller
Darla, I very much appreciate the award – I hope you were not offended by my casual cynicism (Alison, I think, is very much used to it). I just could not resist the chain-letter analogy! That said, bloggie awards ARE cool ways to introduce people to other blogs and much flashier than a boring old blog-roll. I love your blog too and relate to just about everything you write! Thanks again.
February 23, 2011 at 8:03 am
She's a Maineiac
Oh, no, not offended at all! 🙂 It takes a lot to offend me. LOL I totally get what you’re saying and completely agree with it. I had the same reaction, you just put it down in words much better than I could!
February 23, 2011 at 6:32 pm
Mary the OINKteller
Cheers and thanks again! I am lifting a virtual glass of very nice wine (you prefer red, right?) in your honor. To you!
February 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm
Tori Nelson
Haha! Thanks! I haven’t been called stylish since my red lipstick and rock t-shirt phase in junior high. In fact, I am wearing a ginormous Bud Light t-shirt with purple running shorts right now, as I read about your Stylish award. Thanks for this…It makes a sister want to brush her hair 🙂
February 21, 2011 at 7:14 pm
Mary the OINKteller
Girlfriend, after writing this post I drove my kids to swim at the gym. On the way there, I realized I hadn’t brushed my teeth today. It was 3 pm. How stylish is that? And just between us and our readers, I was in a “speling bea” too. I came in third. Damn c-h-o-l-e-s-t-r-o-l.
February 22, 2011 at 2:26 pm
4megsmusing
Congrats, well deserved!
February 23, 2011 at 6:27 pm
Mary the OINKteller
Aw, shucks, Meg. Thanks!
February 24, 2011 at 6:50 am
Andrea
Totally surprised to see myself mentioned here, or anywhere near the word “Stylish”, so THANK YOU! Yes, the chain mail analogy is appropriate, and there is a 50/50 chance that I will break it, but who knows, maybe I will join in!
You are totally stylish and funny! Great list of blogs, I love checking out new blogs!
February 24, 2011 at 9:29 pm
Mary the OINKteller
You’re welcome! Glad to push you out! Loved your latest post about Lake Morey. I’d have been in the hot tub with you. 😉