Henry: “My belly aches.”  redschool house

Liam (casually to the table at large): “Maybe he’ll vomit.”

Mary (with a withering look at her eldest son): “Let’s hope not.”

Nora: “What’s vomit?”

Liam: “When you throw up.”

Nora: “Throw up what?”

Liam: “Throw up the food you ate. Also known as puking, hurling, and tossing your cookies.”

I am raising such lovely conversationalists. Looking on the bright side, at least he gave the right definition.