Henry: “My belly aches.”
Liam (casually to the table at large): “Maybe he’ll vomit.”
Mary (with a withering look at her eldest son): “Let’s hope not.”
Nora: “What’s vomit?”
Liam: “When you throw up.”
Nora: “Throw up what?”
Liam: “Throw up the food you ate. Also known as puking, hurling, and tossing your cookies.”
I am raising such lovely conversationalists. Looking on the bright side, at least he gave the right definition.